I'm Anna. I'm married to Zayn Malik and Miley Cyrus. Sometimes we go on double dates w/Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka. Sidebar credit: wincestious
girl: im getting a hamburger transplant
boy: i know
girl: i love you
boy: i love you too
*wakes up later and sees that her boyfriends hamburger is gone*
girl: where is his food?
dad: who do you think gave you the hamburger transplant?