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Stop trying to get inside my heeeaddddd.
  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. She's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

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