i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOSH

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thenakedbatman:

buttgenie:

what if oxygen was just tree farts

it’s not even dark yet good god tumblr

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ironfries:

ginandjack:

soul-of-wind:

purplebloodedmajesty:

ladouchebadcock:

I had a day off work and was bored so created the Velocicorn.

but why

why not

The best thing ever really

why not the uniraptor

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emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

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