This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
Nightblogging the Musical
more like me the musical
I lost it at “what if you peed out of your nose.”
where do the squirrels go during hurricanes
we ran out of allowed number of posts
God, Im at Burger King and Im pretty sure the lady behind the counter is about to call 911
i like my men how i like my tea
thrown in the boston harbor
I like my men like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and locked in a basement.
I like my men how I like my meat
ground up and in the freezer
I like my men how I like my books
bound in leather
I like my men how I like my homework
one on top of the other
I’m so done with this site omg
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOSH
what if oxygen was just tree farts
it’s not even dark yet good god tumblr
The best thing ever really
I had a day off work and was bored so created the Velocicorn.
why not the uniraptor
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE