karkat-kirkland:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME 

ITS MIDNIGHT 

HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY

UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK

UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN

UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF

make the notes stop

for one day

please

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whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

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cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

(via reblogmyselfie)

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fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

(Source: onlylolgifs, via slightlyconvicted)

zayesus:

you high bro?

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holidaymalik:

Zayn and Liam with Todrick Hall before xfactor (20.12.12)

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asylumofoswinoswald:

fasterfood:

what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear in their presence

#this is the website i spend my whole life on

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thehippiejew:

trickster-dave:

armadilldo:

what if people had food names and food had people names

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

i swear everyone on this website is high

(Source: livercells, via metamorfomagia)