I didn’t get a private jet for christmas what the heck I hate my parents
#i only got a ferrari i hate my parents :(((((
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GUYS OMG GUYSSSS ONLY 365 DAYS UNTILL CHRISTMAS IM SO EXCITEDDDD
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you wake up on christmas to find santa has left you hundreds of slips of paper, strewn about under the tree. you begin to sort through them. they are all successful text post ideas. it is truly a christmas miracle