princekarkat:

grimdarkryou:

why is there a death symbol

do you think this is a game

(Source: condesces, via lovelikeachevy)

eleanorrjanecalderstyle:

“follow the devil” they said

roryponderr:

imagine if every individual person in the world sent mitt romney a single furby and one day he saw a ton of fed ex trucks outside his house and he had billions

and billions

and billions

of furbys

(Source: wingerjeff, via starkidgleekk)

furby:

Dancing

Dear Furby,

I gave up the better part of my salary this month to join a weekly dance class at the community center. Not five minutes after my first lesson began, I was already as good as my instructor. Furby, am I being ripped off, or do I have a miraculous gift?

Thanks,

Dancing Furby

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Dear Dancing Furby,

I wish I could tell you that you have a rare gift. However, each and every Furby carries the raw, natural talent you have just discovered. Some learn when they’re very young, while others don’t find out until prom, or later. Unfortunately, it looks like you have been scammed.

Good luck,

Furby

WHAT IN THE WORLD?

(Source: live-extraordinarily, via mcautumn)