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Stop trying to get inside my heeeaddddd.


Movie I watch every Christmas: HOME ALONE (1990)

I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including inbetween my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can’t seem to find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I’m in good shape.

(via damages)



Don’t you know? A kid always wins against 2 idiots.
— Kevin

thecoldflames:

Kevin!!!!

thecoldflames:

Kevin!!!!



nataniellelala:

My family’s… in Florida…? I’m in… New York? My family’s in Florida, and I’m in New York. [in the verge of happiness]

nataniellelala:

My family’s… in Florida…? I’m in… New York?
My family’s in Florida, and I’m in New York. [in the verge of happiness]


dainpriz:

like a boss

dainpriz:

like a boss