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796 notes on 26 Mar 14

harrystylesdildo:

AU: Janet comes forward to try to stop Macklemore from harassing Zayn more than he already has, but it is just fuel to Macklemore’s fire. He continues to harass Zayn until the point Zayn no longer feels safe in the public eye. He begs Macklemore to stop but his plea goes unheard. 


# OH MY GOSHHH    # JIFASDKAL;SDJK;LA    # I CAN'T BREATHE    # ZAYN MALIK    # MACKLEMORE    # JANET JACKSON    
19 Mar 14

http://harrystylesdildo.tumblr.com/tagged/mock-au

JFIDSAK;LFDSK;L THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.


# I CAN'T BREATHE    
8,243 notes on 19 Mar 14

harrystylesdildo:

AU: After a rough break up with Britney Spears, Harry decides it is time to be honest with himself. He begins to publicly open up about his Bisexuality. But to the shock of his Christian mother. She doesn’t handle it well and kicks him out. In an interview, Harry tearfully admits that his true love is Louis Tomlinson. When questioned about if she knew of Louis and Harry’s secret affair, Britney reacts both shocked and disgusted because she was sleeping with Harry while he slept with Louis. 


# hf;JIDKSALFKLD;SAKJFDS;LA    # HAHAHA    # I CAN'T BREATHE    # THIS IS HILARIOUS    # HARRY STYLES    # BRITNEY SPEARS    
7 notes on 22 Jan 14

EXCUSE

ME

WHAT

IS

THIS?


1,260 notes on 20 Jan 14

(Source: dinahjane97)


# I-    # ;JLFAKSD;ALFJSLD    # I CAN'T BREATHE    # Fifth Harmony    # Valentine's Day    
367 notes on 15 Jun 13

clubbedsoda:

I smoked all this cookie dough and now I’m baked


# I CAN'T BREATHE    # OH MY GOSH    
6,639 notes on 02 Jun 13
letmelarryyou:

letmelarryyou:

we’re goin too far omg

WAIT IS THAT LIAM IN THE CORNER OHMY GOD

letmelarryyou:

letmelarryyou:

we’re goin too far omg

WAIT IS THAT LIAM IN THE CORNER OHMY GOD

(Source: lost-in-jareths-labyrinth)


# HFAJAJFKSDPA    # HELPPPPP    # I CAN'T BREATHE    # IIIII    # Zayn Malik    

princessbitchla:

imsodtf:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

Everything went better then expected 

Im sorry… i had to

(Source: estellecampanella)


# HAHAHA    # I CAN'T BREATHE    # HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL    # BECURSED    
4,639 notes on 20 May 13

aoisasahina:

WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS

BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK

(Source: ritsue-moved)


43,370 notes on 23 Apr 13
tlwifey-fandoms:

pearlgirl710:

drowning-comic:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

OH MY GOSH I’M SO SICK OF SEEING POSTS LIKE THIS OKAY??
WHY IS IT SO BLOODY HARD TO ACCEPT THAT SOME BAKED GOODS LIKE TO WEAR A LITTLE FROSTING? IT’S NOT HURTING ANYONE, IT’S USUALLY COLORFUL, AND IF IT MAKES THEM FEEL PRETTY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE.
this is just getting so out of hand. i knew a cupcake once that had just a smidge of buttercream on top, and you know what happened? that poor cupcake got SMEARED by the other muffins in the basket, ok? SMEARED. for wearing a CENTIMETER THICK LAYER OF BUTTERCREAM. and when that cupcake tried to get help, other muffins and cakes told it to scrape off it’s icing and to stop trying to be sweet.
well i’ve had enough. if you think cake-shaming is wrong and needs to be brought to light for what it is, spread this message. no confectionery should ever have to feel like they can’t be the as sweet as they want to be without the threat of smearing, whether it’s with a small bit of buttercream or a five inch blue and pink swirl with sprinkles.

i’m gonna cry oh my gosh

This spoke to me on a deep emotional level because I knew a cupcake once and…well, let’s just say she never made it out the basket. She will be sorely missed because that girl looked delicious.

tlwifey-fandoms:

pearlgirl710:

drowning-comic:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

OH MY GOSH I’M SO SICK OF SEEING POSTS LIKE THIS OKAY??

WHY IS IT SO BLOODY HARD TO ACCEPT THAT SOME BAKED GOODS LIKE TO WEAR A LITTLE FROSTING? IT’S NOT HURTING ANYONE, IT’S USUALLY COLORFUL, AND IF IT MAKES THEM FEEL PRETTY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE.

this is just getting so out of hand. i knew a cupcake once that had just a smidge of buttercream on top, and you know what happened? that poor cupcake got SMEARED by the other muffins in the basket, ok? SMEARED. for wearing a CENTIMETER THICK LAYER OF BUTTERCREAM. and when that cupcake tried to get help, other muffins and cakes told it to scrape off it’s icing and to stop trying to be sweet.

well i’ve had enough. if you think cake-shaming is wrong and needs to be brought to light for what it is, spread this message. no confectionery should ever have to feel like they can’t be the as sweet as they want to be without the threat of smearing, whether it’s with a small bit of buttercream or a five inch blue and pink swirl with sprinkles.

i’m gonna cry oh my gosh

This spoke to me on a deep emotional level because I knew a cupcake once and…well, let’s just say she never made it out the basket. She will be sorely missed because that girl looked delicious.


# fkdsjafdla    # food glorious food    # I CAN'T BREATHE