clubbedsoda:

I smoked all this cookie dough and now I’m baked

letmelarryyou:

letmelarryyou:

we’re goin too far omg

WAIT IS THAT LIAM IN THE CORNER OHMY GOD

(Source: missxtotheo13)

princessbitchla:

imsodtf:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

Everything went better then expected 

Im sorry… i had to

(Source: estellecampanella)

aoisasahina:

WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS

BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK

(Source: medicmikan)

tlwifey-fandoms:

pearlgirl710:

drowning-comic:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

OH MY GOSH I’M SO SICK OF SEEING POSTS LIKE THIS OKAY??

WHY IS IT SO BLOODY HARD TO ACCEPT THAT SOME BAKED GOODS LIKE TO WEAR A LITTLE FROSTING? IT’S NOT HURTING ANYONE, IT’S USUALLY COLORFUL, AND IF IT MAKES THEM FEEL PRETTY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE.

this is just getting so out of hand. i knew a cupcake once that had just a smidge of buttercream on top, and you know what happened? that poor cupcake got SMEARED by the other muffins in the basket, ok? SMEARED. for wearing a CENTIMETER THICK LAYER OF BUTTERCREAM. and when that cupcake tried to get help, other muffins and cakes told it to scrape off it’s icing and to stop trying to be sweet.

well i’ve had enough. if you think cake-shaming is wrong and needs to be brought to light for what it is, spread this message. no confectionery should ever have to feel like they can’t be the as sweet as they want to be without the threat of smearing, whether it’s with a small bit of buttercream or a five inch blue and pink swirl with sprinkles.

i’m gonna cry oh my gosh

This spoke to me on a deep emotional level because I knew a cupcake once and…well, let’s just say she never made it out the basket. She will be sorely missed because that girl looked delicious.

kkanye:

sexycamila:

thoselittle-thingss:

enjalros:

SO I SPED UP ONE DIRECTION’S “IRRESISTIBLE” AND IT SOUNDS LIKE AN UP BEAT BANJO SONG LIKE STINKIN MUMFORD AND SONS 

eVERHTHING THIS IS TOO MUCHAJALAHSMA

sahdsahSDHAHSHDHAHSHA CANTBRHEATHE 

(Source: eggsackly)

ask-the-pawbeast:

tresantes:

clockworkvaudeville:

[x]

FINALLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH OMG

DEAR SWEET JESUS YES.

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(Source: thisisanarchiveiguesswow)