one time i was on a date at a really expensive restaurant and we had just finished our dessert and i was still starving but i couldnt just order anymore because i didnt want to look greedy so i told my date i needed to make an important phone call, excused myself from the table, then walked out the restaurant and ran to the mcdonalds two stores down and got myself a big mac before returning to the restaurant and apologising for taking so long
McDonald’s follows their breakfast rules more strictly than the Texas legislature follows its own voting rules.
well, your honor, in my defense they call it a mcdonalds drive THRU not a drive AROUND so its hardly my fault all of those customers are injured
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
no matter who wins the election mcdonalds still wont deliver so whats the point. whats the point in anything.