"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
do u know what else is greasy?? mcdonalds
do u know what i love?? mcdonalds
We need to end the economic fantasy that is the fast food industry.
say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a heck of a lot of mice
Rid the cancer
one time i was on a date at a really expensive restaurant and we had just finished our dessert and i was still starving but i couldnt just order anymore because i didnt want to look greedy so i told my date i needed to make an important phone call, excused myself from the table, then walked out the restaurant and ran to the mcdonalds two stores down and got myself a big mac before returning to the restaurant and apologising for taking so long