Don’t mess with D-Mac.

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thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

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(Source: tyrion-lannister, via thezeeknd)

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

(via thisblogisonhiatusindefinitely)

1dupdateschile:

The Boys doing the Gangnam Style at the Red Carpet at the NRJ Music Awards 

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(Source: catsjade, via nancyswains)

cheesiestpuffs:

amerefaintillusion:

cheesiestpuffs:

clemlin:

cheesiestpuffs:

you cant go to bed

without a cup of tea

and maybe thats the reason

that you pee in your sleep

~~~~

and all those urinations

are in jars that i keep

though it makes no

sense to me

and the fandom has finally cracked

bE QUIET STOP REBLOGGING DON’T YOU DARE CALL ME THE EMBODIMENT OF THE 1D FANDOM BECAUSE I AM NOTHING LIKE ANY OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEE

WE. ARE. ALL. ONE.

r u srs

dragdirection:

On Wednesdays we wear pink! 

dragdirection:

Drag Queens start early.