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2,488 notes on 21 Feb 14

If you could eat any vegetable for the rest of your life…

(Source: zaptains)


# oh man    # .......    # Louis Tomlinson    # Harry Styles    # Zayn Malik    
  • Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • Person: laughs
  • Me: I am the worst human being alive
  • Me: I stole that
  • Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • Me: I should never speak again

# oh man    

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died


# oh man    # becursed    
1,415 notes on 23 Apr 13

Don’t mess with D-Mac.


# oh man    # Dinah Jane    # the queen of hackers    

thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog


# oh man    
19,779 notes on 23 Mar 13

(Source: tyrion-lannister)


# oh man    # Zarry    # Louis Tomlinson    # food glorious food    

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

image


# oh man    
7,877 notes on 26 Jan 13
1dupdateschile:

The Boys doing the Gangnam Style at the Red Carpet at the NRJ Music Awards 

1dupdateschile:

The Boys doing the Gangnam Style at the Red Carpet at the NRJ Music Awards 


# oh man    # why?    # One Direction    # Gangnam Style    
64,841 notes on 05 Jan 13

(Source: catsjade)


# Victorious    # oh man    
03 Jan 13

"Okay guys, first of all, razors were probably made by rich white dudes, so of course they’re terrible."

Grace


# HAHAHA    # I'M STILL LAUGHING    # OH MAN    # favorite quotes