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2,488 notes on 21 Feb 14

If you could eat any vegetable for the rest of your life…

(Source: zaptains)

# oh man    # .......    # Louis Tomlinson    # Harry Styles    # Zayn Malik    
  • Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • Person: laughs
  • Me: I am the worst human being alive
  • Me: I stole that
  • Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • Me: I should never speak again

# oh man    


Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

# oh man    # becursed    
1,415 notes on 23 Apr 13

Don’t mess with D-Mac.

# oh man    # Dinah Jane    # the queen of hackers    



I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

# oh man    
19,779 notes on 23 Mar 13

(Source: tyrion-lannister)

# oh man    # Zarry    # Louis Tomlinson    # food glorious food    






i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?


# oh man    
7,877 notes on 26 Jan 13

The Boys doing the Gangnam Style at the Red Carpet at the NRJ Music Awards 


The Boys doing the Gangnam Style at the Red Carpet at the NRJ Music Awards 

# oh man    # why?    # One Direction    # Gangnam Style    
64,841 notes on 05 Jan 13

(Source: catsjade)

# Victorious    # oh man    
03 Jan 13

"Okay guys, first of all, razors were probably made by rich white dudes, so of course they’re terrible."


# HAHAHA    # I'M STILL LAUGHING    # OH MAN    # favorite quotes