If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
oh no no no no no
THIS IS VERY MUCH NOT OKAY
THIS IS SO sAD WHY
NO NO NO THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF OKAY
I never realized how much cross dressing there was in children’s tv shows until now
And it’s beautiful
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their butts off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons
- both were made in a lab
- mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
- both have incredible psychic powers
- kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
- mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
- mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
i’m laughing like an idiot
Remember when Creamsicle was a thing?
Sunni uses three Jynxes and Snow uses Sneasle, Delibird, and Bidoof.
the hat is the most basic criteria for being a pokemon master
no championship or rival sweeping can be done without one