Maybe you shouldn't come back to me.
I'm Anna. I'm married to Zayn Malik and Miley Cyrus. Sometimes we go on double dates w/Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka. Sidebar credit: wincestious
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when I find myself in times of trouble
robert pattinson comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”
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HE JUST HATES EVERYTHING. IT MAKES MY LIFE.
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KStew Explains Cheating!
In a YouTube video to Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart tries to explain what led to the fling and insists she did nothing wrong!
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you the king and queen of Derpland - Miss Jennifer and Mr. Rob.
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ejob:
Katherine Heigl: *correctly comments that a movie she was in was more than a little sexist*
media/internet/her male costars: WE HATE YOU FOREVER OMG HOW DARE YOU SO RUDE SHUNNN.
Megan Fox: *correctly comments that Michael Bay’s treatment of her on set was more than a little sexist*
media/internet/her male costars: UGH THAT’S WHAT BEING IN MOVIES IS LIKE IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR BEING HAWT YOU SUCK ANYWAY.
Kristen Stewart: *kind of defensive about highly invasive fans, paparazzi, and being pigeonholed as Bella*
media/internet: WHY DON’T YOU SMILE. BITING YOUR LIP ISN’T ACTING. GOD BE A LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL.
Robert Pattinson: *constantly shreds a 5-movie series he’s a part of, the author of the books they originated from, and fans of the series*
media/internet: LAWL RPATZ YOU SO SILLEE. WHAT A TROLL. WE LUBS YOU!!!
Yeah ^. That’s all true.
Very True. I love them all, tbh. KStew does NOT have to smile if she doesn’t feel like it!
Accurate.
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