this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
when I find myself in times of trouble
robert pattinson comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”
HE JUST HATES EVERYTHING. IT MAKES MY LIFE.
KStew Explains Cheating!
In a YouTube video to Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart tries to explain what led to the fling and insists she did nothing wrong!
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you the king and queen of Derpland - Miss Jennifer and Mr. Rob.