I need a GIFset of Shrek saying “okay, let’s not overdo it”, Artie saying “I’m building my city people, of rock and roll”, and Shrek saying “you just overdid it.”
"We need a plus size princess!"
We’ve already got one
Just because Disney didn’t do it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been done
shrek is the god of self confidence
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.
Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter. And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.
the donkey had sex with a dragon
so this photo has a lot of meaning for me. the girl on the right is me. how i appear to be. the girl on the left is who i really am, behind the makeup, behind the lies. i put on such a show for people, but deep down i really care. this is the rea l me
I’m pretty sure that’s Shrek on the left
does it feel good when you say that