if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go throughthe perfume department
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what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’
the night bloggers are here early
That would be a loud mayonnaise
I guess you could say it’ would be a mayonoise
Did you just
IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT
No Patrick.
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I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS GIF
think of the amount of people who have reblogged this thinking its just an island, oh my
Who thinks it’s just an island? I mean, seriously! Where have you been, under a rock?
Yep
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My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.
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