i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
Ellen: People were already lining up for tickets for the new Twilight movie “Breaking Dawn”. I think I know why. I’m not sure if y’all know this, but I am in the movie and I guess it’s leaked out and that’s why people are lining up. I’ll show you a little sneak peak.
restores my faith in humanity
NOW IF SOMEONE COULD DO THE SAME TO THE 50 SHADES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE SITTING IN OUR SHELVES
$50 gift cards for that.
My dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie Twilight so that everything is exactly the same except Edward Cullen is played by Kanye West and Kanye West doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just Kanye West reacting to Twilight in real time.
Just…sigh…it’s not a fan fiction-.-
*smack everyone who says it is*
Um sweetie I even SAW the original version of 50 Shades where it was a fan fiction about Edward owning a company, but rock on with your denial and dont’ think of slapping me kid.
Yes. Yes it is. It was originally called Master of the Universe. It was submitted to FF.net by E.L. James under the username Snowqueens Icedragon.
Do your research before even considering slapping me.
WARNING If you get sent a link saying “click here to watch the new Twilight trailer”, don’t click it! The link is to the new Twilight trailer.