Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
[AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD]
I don’t understand Glee‘s writers. I really don’t. They’re like if really talented chefs prepared a four-course, five-star meal and right before they served it to you, literally every single time before they set the plate down on the table, they were like, “You know what’ll make this taste even better? If I spit in it.” And then you’re like, “Wow, gross. It looks good and smells good but all I can think about is how you spit in it.” And they’re like, “God! We slave and slave and slave over these dinners and you’ll never be happy!” And you’re like, “I would be happy if you’d just stop spitting in the food!” And they’re like, “You hate all food!” And you’re like, “No, you jerk. I love food. I love your food. I just hate spit in my food.” And they’re like, “OK, here’s the same dish served a different way. And also here is my spit in it.” And you’re like, “Seriously? I can’t eat here anymore.” And they’re like, “Dumb angry lesbians.”
Just make the meal and stop spitting in, Glee! How hard can that possibly be?!
[…]Let it be, let be. Let it be, let it be. Stop spitting in my pasta, annoying Glee."
i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive
I want to meet you guys in real life but I don’t want you guys to meet me in real life
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
wanting to say your opinion but also wanting to avoid drama
"this is a fan video" cool time to go do something else for three minutes