pizza:

didn’t get through the tumblr x-factor auditions :’(

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internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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catchmeunderground:

rocketfists:

landofloveandlies:

thetinkertoyboy:

raetherandom:

BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again

“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.

If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.

And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”

During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.  

“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.

“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.

“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.

“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

stuff like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

This is my favorite thing.

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monicadomingoharmonizer:

Our babies.. our girls :’) Give me some tissues Im crying..

(Source: earthwithout-art-itsjust-eh, via bootypopmadnessby-fifthharmony)

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alexiscortana:

So cute, I wish I was a girl already… T^T

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strangeasadream:

enchantedsea:

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misterranderson:

timetosinkorswim:

Story behind this picture: I went to Starbucks in the city to order a coffee and when they asked for what name it was under, I said ‘Jane’. When I moved aside to pay, I hear this male voice beside me saying “I’ll have a vanilla frappe, put it under ‘Tarzan’ and I’ll pay for her order.” I insisted he really didn’t have to, but he said he’d do anything for someone with such beautiful hair and eyes. After we received our drinks, we sat down and started talking, making jokes and exchanging details. Maybe Jane really did meet her Tarzan.

I officially have a new pickup method. 

I’VE ALWAYS WANTED SOMEONE TO PICK ME UP BY SAYING THEY’RE TARZAN, its just so cute :3

I’m going to cry… really, really hard

Give me a Disney name so something like this could happen to me, please?

This is so cute.

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harmonizervatic:

Simple, but what counts is the intention. Happy birthday Camz!!!! ILYSM ♥

doc-potterywood:

favorite girlslash ships, in no particular order —> Carly Shay/Sam Puckett

“Hey, cupcake!”

“I don’t have two best friends, I just have one. One awesome, cool, meat-loving best friend.”

“Savor it… the love. The Carly love.”

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