What a wonderful basket of frui…
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
petitions for asexuals to be allowed to say “i totally aced that” whenever they misread a potentially sexualised situation
and then to just majestically sweep out of the room in a billowing cloud of purple smoke but that is optional
I love puns.
I am dying.
hey… its me. im in the belief picture!
what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths
what the heck is this site on
fun fact we kiss with our lips because there are more nerve endings which is why it feels good
well I wouldn’t know how it feels because nOBODY KISSES ME
When she loved me and Do you want to build a snowman parallels
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
NOPE NOPE NOOOO
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE AWFUL OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
We will rock you!
This made me hear something with my eyes instead of my ears.
that’s the power of queen, my friend.