i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life
I think it’s 911…
i think i live in england…
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
I played this at 4 in the morning expecting it to be Baby so I could annoy my cousin and I think I woke up everyone I was laughing so loud and my cousin was yelling at me to turn it off bc it was creeping her out.
oh my god
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
My sister finally put away her Harry Styles sticker. Guess I’m officially the only 1D fan here now. Oops.
But anyway, she better give it back to me.