I'm Anna. I'm married to Zayn Malik and Miley Cyrus. Sometimes we go on double dates w/Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka. Sidebar credit: wincestious
“Don’t join the fandom,” they said.
“It’s full of crazies,” they said.
“I’m not going to,” I said.
2 months later…
“Time to make my millionth fanart/fanfiction/etc.,” I said.