shavingryansprivates:

i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit

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largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via potato-tots)

squatermelon:

pokec0re:

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omg i would take a cooler of chocolate covered strawberries any day over a cooler of beer.

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Krave cereal is the best cereal and you can’t change my mind.

take-a-break-and-laugh:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my gosh

OH MY GOSH I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
WOW 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

“saved my marriage”

(via becursed)

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gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

(via danisnotuploadingthevegasvideo)

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