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davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

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  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Darn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

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smilingoutsidedyiinginside:

la-luttte:

solytaire:

acidandcats:

undefined-trust:

sommeraufderhaut:

n-y-c-t-o-p-h-i-l-i-a:

I love this. It was in color so I edited it b&w.

this is so true 

One of my favourite tumblr photos

This is the best thing ever

not my blog style, but must reblog.

had to read it a few times, I guess it just proves how oblivious the human race, and myself in particular, really is. Such an eye opener. Beautiful.

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smilingoutsidedyiinginside:

la-luttte:

solytaire:

acidandcats:

undefined-trust:

sommeraufderhaut:

n-y-c-t-o-p-h-i-l-i-a:

I love this. It was in color so I edited it b&w.

this is so true 

One of my favourite tumblr photos

This is the best thing ever

not my blog style, but must reblog.

had to read it a few times, I guess it just proves how oblivious the human race, and myself in particular, really is. Such an eye opener. Beautiful.

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