mayorsoffice:

i heard a pigeon outside and i said “my son” im not sure why

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karkat-kirkland:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME 

ITS MIDNIGHT 

HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY

UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK

UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN

UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF

make the notes stop

for one day

please

(Source: karkatkirkland)

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

(Source: nicolasiscaged)

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cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

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wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode)