poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

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Tomorrow’s my Government exam and I’ve studied……………………………………………………… not at all.

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

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doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her show

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a-ussi:

punchself:

black-white-and-bold:

punchself:

THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S IN AND SHE’S GETTING SO FREAKED OUT

just scrolling through my dash and i come across this ^^

OH MY GOGD

HAHAHAHA

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sugarsgonesour:

blaineisgettingrandy:

THIS JERK MISSPELLED HIS OWN NAME

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em1ree:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or

this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say

this is my time to shine

#i said this to my math teacher #and i forgot i went to catholic school #i got in a lot of trouble omg

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the-unpopular-opinions:

Repeat after me:

Do not believe everything you see on the internet.