When you’re going on tour you could blend more where you’re in Denver if you talk like a local: Good morning. I would like an ice cold coffee. [ requested by nonnie ] +
Another summary of the oscars.
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i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and their dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
i just love indian culture so much i mean like bindis are so pretty but like only when white people wear it cause then if like indian and pakistani people wear its its like ewww terrorists i mean like hijabs just oppressive women and like all men are horrible i am a feminist but men are horrible each and every one of them and women should all stop getting abortions and just like not be wh**es, OMG and bisexual people should just choose who they are attracted too and did i mention how “trans” should just be happy in the body they are in and with people with mental disorders like its in your head get over it like depressed people just need to get happy like OMG and colored people complain too much but i am not racist i mean im like 1/251 cherokee LOL and please stop being mean to white people its like reverse racism ok i shouldnt be punished for what my ancestors did even though i get the best end of the privilege daily LOL we all bleed red right???
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
Yesterday when I was in between flights after I had been throwing up we were walking through the airport terminal and my mum was going “I just don’t know what brought this all on!!” and I said “I think it was the inflight food… It was all a little bit plane” and then I laughed so hard that I threw up again
Why is no one reblogging this its gold