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Stop trying to get inside my heeeaddddd.

melantic:

if i get my period on my wedding day im calling my wedding off

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  • Period: WAKE UP JERK, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.

tupperware-lovesyou:

spoken-not-written:

br3akmyb0nes:

xharlequinxgirlx:

the-hypocritical-critic:

fueledbytori:

Everybody should see this.

REBLOGGING MY OWN POST BECAUSE MY UTERUS IS CONTRACTING SO.

Ugh cause my body hates my right now.

Y E S

THIS. ALL THOSE JERKS OUT THERE WHO SAY IT’S EASIER TO HAVE PERIODS THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS, YOU’RE SO DUMB.

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overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

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lulz-time:

iwannabeahistorymaker:

and you’re like  image

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hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the people who have their period on their wedding day

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Looks like I’ll be in Disney World while on my period.

OH

GOODIE


  • Every time I get my period: wow no okay that was not a month

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

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oh-sn4p:

instead of getting periods can we just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”

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