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I'm Anna. I'm married to Zayn Malik and Miley Cyrus. Sometimes we go on double dates w/Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka. Sidebar credit: wincestious
Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.
makes the scene 100000 times better omfg
you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on
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I’m literally jack sparrow
Like people may be like “You’re the worst blog I’ve ever heard of”
and I’m like
The 2012 Presidential Elections in a nutshell.
#Welcome to Whose Presidency is it Anyways? #Where the platforms are made up#and the facts don’t matter #that’s right the facts don’t matter. They’re like the last piece of the toilet paper. #you know? the one that’s glued to the cardboard roll and is too big of pain to pull off #so you throw it away #sometimes you use it in extreme situations but not usually because you’re lazy
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Unpopular Ship?
Unknown ship:
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
A hardcore one
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